Blender is the white
The white I have to love
You're supposed to act 98
The first high school I know why why
Blender is the act
You know I'll had to see
Essex girls I hide
The reading I'll go to seek

Feck arse, feck arse, feck arse
We're from Belfast
Feck arse, feck arse, feck arse
Love's the baddest thing, that we had

I'm waiting for my man, nan
I'm waiting for my man, nan
I'm waiting for my man, nan
I'm waiting for my man, right now

Oh my girlfriend
Oh my boyfriend
Oh shite, no no shite

Blender is the call
The phone on 9/11
Osama bombed Iraq
Let's see if he bombed Wigan
Osama was the king of queens
Let's stay together for a while
Osama was the vejazzle of now
The Beth Orton of this day

Your song, your song, your song
We'll hate it
Your song, your song, your song
I know it's 'Hatfield'
Oh, Widespread Panic
I'm waiting for my cheeses
I'm waiting for my Stilton
I'm waiting for my Stilton to arrive

Oh I love cola
Oh I love cola
Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm
Oh I love Can
Oh I love Neu
Oh 'Mother Sky' oh 'Mother Sky'

Blender is the magazine
The magazine I read as a hipster
Hipsters are so cool
They're prefer Imagine Dragons
Blender was the magazine, y'all know
You used to read during grunge
Oh bum, I've lost my Stilton
I've sent it to Eddie Vedder

Stilton, Stilton, Stilton
I'll love you
Stilton, Stilton, Stilton
I'll love you
Cheese is the best thing that I've seen
I'm waiting for my champagne
I'm waiting for my supernova to come