Did you see me naked
how very dare you
You can now get arrested
for doing that
But in the street of Bill Haley
we rocked around the clock
Just like Stephen Malkmus
I am a 'Cut Your Hair'

So give me toffee + tv
Please behave yourself
seems so well i have achieved
My success is absolutely pap
Son, your songs are tripe
Yes, they are
Bring me back the horizon
instead of a thousand years

(So leave me alone, will you now)

Don't go back to Bangladesh
It's full of Pakistanis
Fewer more than I think
on maternity leave
So why the shish do i look like
Just like Amy Childs
or nothing like Lars Federikson
i am a 'Time Bomb'

So bring me toffee + tv
I am so nice
you've seen me as you've done before
wearing my own stuff
So, you bring to Chelsea
I'm typing away
Don't put swearing on Amiright
or ChuckyG will be peeved off

(Yes, he will be peeved off again)

Oh, lets all beat the bastards again
Oh, lets all beat the bastards again
Oh, lets all beat the bastards again
Oh, lets all beat the bastards again
Oh, lets all beat the bastards again
Oh, lets all beat the bastards again
Oh, lets all beat the poofs again
Oh, lets all beat the Pakis again
Oh, lets all beat the Cockneys again
(oi, oi)
(oi, oi)

Toffee