Well, she's shark bait, in the sea, yeah
And my future's...surely bright
'Cause I hacked up... my old ex-wife yeah
Yes I killed her......out of spite

You know that her lawyer's, such a creep, yeah
Scarred from bullets... where he bled
Hacked him up, too, down to his feet, yeah
I was grinnin', grinnin' when he was dead

Now in my bedroom..uuh uuh...new honey's moanin'...("Oh God!")
Moves her body...no snoozin' wife...hah!
And she starts squealin'...as I corn her
Now you know why...the hack was rife

But then her mug bloats...no! no! no!...and to the surface now it floats
And her bloated parts... just kept driftin' 'round
And her damn lawyer, he's found by the cops...too
Now the D.A says I hacked 'em back in town

Now they call me "Loony Killer"...just as I feared, yeah
"Old Hackey" to some..both names caught on fast
But that reward spends...(for killin' lawyers!!!)
And I used it to hire some pretty gash

Phat!...Muffy Diver...Ho! Ho!... yeah,,,she's so tawdry
Not a lotta strain, bub....with that juicy mound!
'Fore the trial starts, that hot chick says
That "Old Hackey" 's ... goin' down!

But...sweet young Muffy Diver...she...alibied me
Both the prosecutor and Judge...loved her sexy pout
But the in-law, dad just shot me
And "Old Hackey's".......bleedin' out!

Looks like "Old Hackey" 's been whacked!