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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Get Socked"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Helms
Parody Song Title:
"Gonna Get Socked"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Parody #11 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge. Ode to our "favorite" Jersey Shore guidette, Snooki.
Gonna get, gonna get, gonna get socked
At the wrong place and at the wrong time
My fellow guidos and guidettes know that
I’ve a penchant for getting jumped
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know what
The hell “penchant” means, but it sounds cool
I was too busy tanning to attend
Basic English class
When I wasn’t
Tanning my skin
I was out partying
Getting plastered upon every
Cocktail and hooking up with guidos
Giddy up, Jersey Shore
Get me primped and
Have 9-1-1 on call
Just-a in case I get a-socked in the nose
I hope I don’t get socked
Gonna get, gonna get, gonna get socked
Because I just want to run my mouth
I would rather stagger around the bar
Than learn etiquette
When I wasn’t
Tanning my skin
I was out partying
Getting plastered upon every
Cocktail and hooking up with guidos
Giddy up, Jersey Shore
Get me primped and
Have 9-1-1 on call
Just-a in case I get a-socked in the nose
I hope I don’t get
I hope I don’t get
I hope I don’t get socked
At the wrong place and at the wrong time
My fellow guidos and guidettes know that
I’ve a penchant for getting jumped
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know what
The hell “penchant” means, but it sounds cool
I was too busy tanning to attend
Basic English class
When I wasn’t
Tanning my skin
I was out partying
Getting plastered upon every
Cocktail and hooking up with guidos
Giddy up, Jersey Shore
Get me primped and
Have 9-1-1 on call
Just-a in case I get a-socked in the nose
I hope I don’t get socked
Gonna get, gonna get, gonna get socked
Because I just want to run my mouth
I would rather stagger around the bar
Than learn etiquette
When I wasn’t
Tanning my skin
I was out partying
Getting plastered upon every
Cocktail and hooking up with guidos
Giddy up, Jersey Shore
Get me primped and
Have 9-1-1 on call
Just-a in case I get a-socked in the nose
I hope I don’t get
I hope I don’t get
I hope I don’t get socked
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