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Song Parodies -> "Love My Pet Rock"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
Original Performer:
Bobby Helms in 1957
Parody Song Title:
"Love My Pet Rock"
Parody Written by:
Linda Terhune
The Lyrics
It’s my pal it’s my pal it’s my pet rock
Original box, 70’s stock!
Showin not growin
And not so much fun
When young I just had to have one
In a shell this putty jell was lots of fun
bounced and it stretched it was second to none
Copied the newsprint
from Sunday papers
made fun noise capers
Rainbow Bright time
Light Bright fun time
Now doc-lifting bones away
See my slinky on my pinky
Build a mousetrap for my little pony
OH Sorry and Simon
and playing with Risk
Stretch Armstrong you just can’t top
Click Clock pros and pogo shows
But still love my pet
Truly love my pet
I still love my pet rock!
Original box, 70’s stock!
Showin not growin
And not so much fun
When young I just had to have one
In a shell this putty jell was lots of fun
bounced and it stretched it was second to none
Copied the newsprint
from Sunday papers
made fun noise capers
Rainbow Bright time
Light Bright fun time
Now doc-lifting bones away
See my slinky on my pinky
Build a mousetrap for my little pony
OH Sorry and Simon
and playing with Risk
Stretch Armstrong you just can’t top
Click Clock pros and pogo shows
But still love my pet
Truly love my pet
I still love my pet rock!
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Cute!! 5's
It makes a change from Linda's political parodies! It was cute as well. I wonder what her boyfriend Michael Pacholek will think!
Imagine my surprise when I looked in and found a cute parody in this parody stocking. Funny and it seems like the pace is just about fine. 5's ~ ~ ~
The holidays even warmed Linda's heart.
Oooo - you so silly, puddy. One descriptive word. Nice.
Thank you for your comments, all of you. And Agrimorfee, for the record, I have a warm heart year-round. I just don't advertise it, especially in this place. If I did, the far left wacko sort here would see it as weakness and amp up their already nasty personal attacks in their never ending effort to rid this site of those who dare express themselves with opinions other than their own. Apparently, these left wing extremist types here want to pick and choose those who should and should not be allowed freedom of speech - (proving once again, the left is far from being a tolerant group and even further from being the bleeding heart party of 40 plus years ago).
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