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Song Parodies -> "Threes (Kids In Their Threes)"

Original Song Title:

"Trees"

Parody Song Title:

"Threes (Kids In Their Threes)"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Who'd have imagined it! I've got a series going here.



There's nothing quite as sure to please
(As) When young kids are in their threes.

The dreaded twos are left behind.
It's easier to make them mind.

You'll hear their budding skill of talk,
And see their progress when they walk.

If not yet toilet-trained as such,
They won't be pooping quite as much.

They now eat foods they can digest.
They're off the bottle and the breast.

So parents start to feel at ease.
(That's) When kids make it to their threes.




Having no children of my own, I hurriedly had to bone up on early childhood development. ;D

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Peter Andersson - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
It would be easy to give this three threes, but that would be childish, so I give it three fives.

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