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Song Parodies -> "How Much Is That Hooker In The Window?"
Original Song Title:
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"
Original Performer:
Bob Merrill
Parody Song Title:
"How Much Is That Hooker In The Window?"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
So the Travel Channel was showing this documentary about Amsterdam, which of course included a segment on the famous red light district...
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
The red light says she is for sale
In Amsterdam I was on a tour
That took me down interesting streets
Where women in naughty undergarments
All try to get you in the sheets
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
There's one that I'd sure like to nail
I read in the paper that it's legal
For Amsterdam hookers to hook
They show off their product in a window
It's free if you just want to look
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I see the display is for sale
I don't want a doggie or a kitty
I don't want a parrot or duck
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
I just want to buy a good f---
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I hope I don't find out she's male
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
The red light says she is for sale
In Amsterdam I was on a tour
That took me down interesting streets
Where women in naughty undergarments
All try to get you in the sheets
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
There's one that I'd sure like to nail
I read in the paper that it's legal
For Amsterdam hookers to hook
They show off their product in a window
It's free if you just want to look
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I see the display is for sale
I don't want a doggie or a kitty
I don't want a parrot or duck
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
I just want to buy a good f---
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I hope I don't find out she's male
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At least hookers don't shed! 555
Love hooker parodies, and dog parodies...a combo like this is unbeatable..very funny and fitting
Don't worry, Rex, I'll make sure you don't find out!
adds new meaning to the term 'window shopping"
Cute and funny and a sneaky last line. lol 5's
Yoidy - maybe not the ones YOU see.
AFW - and a hooker doggie style parody is the best.
Michael - I didn't realize that finding out Arwen has a man would affect you so much.
alvin - and we won't even mention glass blowing.
Adagio - sneaky, hooker -- snooker!
AFW - and a hooker doggie style parody is the best.
Michael - I didn't realize that finding out Arwen has a man would affect you so much.
alvin - and we won't even mention glass blowing.
Adagio - sneaky, hooker -- snooker!
Dam fine switch on OS (was OS written by Holland Oates?), but quit staring at her nether lands...
Um...I'm confused by your comment to Michael...because I don't know what Michael's comment had to do with me having a man. Which I don't right now. But um...anyway...thanks for throwing down my name...because it caused me to stop by and enjoy this gem...=)
Arwen, I'm going way out on a limb (flipper) here: I think "has" was a typo for "was": "Michael - I didn't realize that finding out Arwen was a man would affect you so much.' Sarcastic, yes, but at least it makes sense as a humorous comment.
Arwen, maybe I'm the confused one here, but when I ended the song "I hope I don't find out she's male" and Michael answered "Don't worry, Rex, I'll make sure you don't find out!", I thought Michael was casting himself in the role of said Hookmeister. And with your parodies about the dinner party issues with "your man", I figured that his broken heart drove him into a new lifestyle. However, I'm sure your statement that you are currently sans man has lifted the spirits of countless males on AmIRight.
Delightful, Rex! I can never pass by a hooker...parody without having a look. If you've been to Amsterdam recently, you'll find that there probably is ONLY one hooker you'd like to nail. Her names Birgitte, on Voorburgval 23...only kidding! (It's number 24)
Kristof - it HAS been awhile since you visited Amsterdam. She's at number 69.
This song hooked me from start to finish
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