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Song Parodies -> "Joe The Plumber"
Original Song Title:
"Bob the Builder"
Original Performer:
Bob the Builder
Parody Song Title:
"Joe The Plumber"
Parody Written by:
lushscreamqueen
The Lyrics
What do I need to say. I don't even Live in America and I'm so over Joe the Plumber I had to write this. Good luck with your next President :-)
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he fix it?
No he can’t.
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he pay his taxest?
JOE THE PLUMBER,
No he can't.
Whinging and moaning, is he on the run?
Shouldn’t he be working, Hey, my pipes aren’t done .
Americans dig it? Yes,
Do you have a license to build it? No,
Can we fix an election? Yes.
JOE THE PLUMBER,
(Yeah!)
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Lets vote together now,
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he screw it?
JOE THE PLUMBER (Joe... Fantastic) ,
Yes, he can.
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he fix it?
JOE THE PLUMBER ,
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he screw you?
JOE THE PLUMBER ,
We'd better get some better schlum.
Can he fix it?
No he can’t.
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he pay his taxest?
JOE THE PLUMBER,
No he can't.
Whinging and moaning, is he on the run?
Shouldn’t he be working, Hey, my pipes aren’t done .
Americans dig it? Yes,
Do you have a license to build it? No,
Can we fix an election? Yes.
JOE THE PLUMBER,
(Yeah!)
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Lets vote together now,
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he screw it?
JOE THE PLUMBER (Joe... Fantastic) ,
Yes, he can.
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he fix it?
JOE THE PLUMBER ,
JOE THE PLUMBER,
Can he screw you?
JOE THE PLUMBER ,
We'd better get some better schlum.
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Man, I wish I knew the original song. I had something like "Bob the Butthead, can he fix it? Bob the Butthead, no he can't!" going. ...nice work, even if I found it hard to follow the lyrics.
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