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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Candy"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"Too Much Candy"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

This parody practically wrote itself.
I know a sucker that's so sweet.
Licorice that can't be beat.
This store's got what I desire.
So much sugar, brain's on fire.

Too much candy
Too much candy

Taffy, chocolate gobbled up.
It's tasty feul that wires me up.
This sweet rush took me so far.
I raced on foot against a car.

Too much candy
Too much candy

I held a bulb and gave it power.
Read Shakespere's plays in half an hour.
Because of all my hyper ways,
I haven't slept in sixty days.

Too much candy
Too much candy
(faster)
Too much candy
Too much candy
(even faster)
Too much candy
Too much candy...
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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.3
Total Votes: 6

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Rex - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't wait for the grownup sequel, "Too much caffiene".
Johnny D - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Teeth-grittingly sweet.
Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Suite parody!
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Who's your sugar daddy?

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