Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Transvestite"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Women"

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Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Transvestite"

Parody Written by:

BertneyS pears

The Lyrics

This song was just asking to be made fun of ahhaahha

I used to think
I had the parts of a woman
But now I know
That dangling thing don't belong
There...

I felt something in the middle
That's when I realized...

(Chorus)
I'm not a girl
Not yet a transvestite
All I need to find
A doctor that can hide
All that's in between

(Verse 2)
I'm not a girl
There is something projecting from me
They're hard to hide
It's time to face up to these balls I've grown
I have so much more than I've shown you
Cause I've been tuckin' it between my thighs

I'm not a girl
Not yet a transvestite
All I need to find
A doctor that can hide
All that's in between

I'm not a girl
But if u look at me closely
You will see it between my thighs
These pearls will always find
Their way

I'm not a girl
(I'm not a girl don't tell me what you believe)
not yet a transvestite
(I'm just tryin to find the doctor for me, yeah)
All I need to find(All I need to find)
A doctor that can hide(That can hide)
All that's in between

I'm not a girl
Not yet a transvestite
All I need to find (all I need to find)
A doctor that can hide
All that's in between

I'm not a girl
Not yet a transvestite...

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