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Song Parodies -> "Toxic (Watching you undress version)"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Toxic (Watching you undress version)"

Parody Written by:

Raspberry

The Lyrics

Supposed to be from the perspective of someone who is spying on a girl taking off her top in her bed room
Baby, can't you see
I'm peeking
A girl like you
Needs a good freaking
It's dangerous
I'm sinking

Youre taking off your cape
I can't wait
I need a tit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Breasts so high
They'll never come down
Losing my head
Spinning round and round
I can see you now....

with a flash of your tits
I'm on a ride
They're toxic
top slipping under..
With a flash of a bosom paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that they're toxic?
And I love how they look
Don't you know that they're toxic?

It's getting late
You're pulling your top up
I took a glance
From my living room
Slowly
It's taking over me

Breasts so high
They'll never come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
I can see you now....

With a flash of your tits
I'm on a ride
They're toxic
Top's slipping under..
With a flash of a bosom paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that they're toxic?
And I love how they look
Don't you know that they're toxic?
don't you know that they're toxic?

Ahhh, ahh ahhhh ahhhhh
(Bubbling electric music)

Flash of your tits, I'm on a ride
You're Toxic
Top slipping under
With a flash of a bosom paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that they're toxic?

With a flash of your tits
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
Top slipping under...
With a flash of a bosom paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that they're toxic?

Intoxicate me now
With your breasteses now
I think I'm ready now
(I think I'm ready now)
Intoxicate me now
With your breasteses now
I think I'm ready now

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UnKnownVotress - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, please . . . call ~3-Day Blinds ~ for your livingRoom window! It's better than doing jail time!

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