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Song Parodies -> "I've Got A Chart"
Original Song Title:
"You've Gotta Have Heart"
Original Performer:
Broadway Musical Damn Yankees
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got A Chart"
Parody Written by:
Wes1212
The Lyrics
As sung by Jason Chaffetz, Congressional Representative from Utah addressing his Planned Parenthood House Hearing and his potential to become House Speaker
I've got me a chart!
All I really need's a chart.
Though the polls are sayin'
I'll never win
That's when the lies should start.
I looked like a dope.
I can't sit around and mope.
Nothing's half as bad as it may appear.
I'll be Speaker next year or maybe Pope.
People say that I'm a zero.
Defunding PP is a bore.
But to others I'm a hero.
Abortion politics? I score!
They say I blew it. I say screw it.
I've got me a chart
Arrows up or down, a chart
I'm a genius of course
So I'll beat that dead horse
and make my mark
'cause I've got me a chart.
All I really need's a chart.
Though the polls are sayin'
I'll never win
That's when the lies should start.
I looked like a dope.
I can't sit around and mope.
Nothing's half as bad as it may appear.
I'll be Speaker next year or maybe Pope.
People say that I'm a zero.
Defunding PP is a bore.
But to others I'm a hero.
Abortion politics? I score!
They say I blew it. I say screw it.
I've got me a chart
Arrows up or down, a chart
I'm a genius of course
So I'll beat that dead horse
and make my mark
'cause I've got me a chart.
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