Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie
Let's rattle Tom Delay and spit in his eye!

Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie
Let's rattle Tom Delay and spit in his eye!

Well, he's pushing and shoving, and he's scandal-loving
And his thugs are kissing all his money, too
He's dumb as the Bush Baby
This former bug man's crazy
Hear him say what he will do

Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie
Let's rattle Tom DeLay and spit in his eye

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They were stupid from the start
And rotten in the heart
Republicans weren't smart
With their impeachment coup
They're pissed that they failed
And they all loudly wailed
By Election Day
They'll all be through!

Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie
Let's rattle Tom DeLay and spit in his eye!

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Hey, let's rattle Tom DeLay... woo, woo-hoo!
Let's rattle Tom DeLay, woo-oo, hoo hoo!
Let's rattle Tom DeLay, woo, woo-hoo!
Let's rattle Tom DeLay and spit in his eye!