That cat'll see the bay, the next time he craps
Right in my walking way, or barfs in my lap
I'll give him the big heave, that idiot pet
That cat'll see the bay-ay-ay and get wet

Well, he lays around a-shedding on my purple bedding
I get fur over everything and hairballs, too
Sometimes when I free him, for days I don't see him
Swear someday, well he'll be through

That cat'll see the bay, the next time he claws
Right in my walking way, and giving me pause
I'll give him the big heave, that idiot pet
That cat'll see the bay-ay-ay and get wet

(Instrumental of yowling and hissing)

Well, when nature made the cat, it created a brat
Had enough of that and all the flack
You sit with big eyes, lie just like a cat lies
Go away then you come back

That cat'll see the bay, the next time he howls
Right in my slumber way, or empties his bowels
I'll give him the big heave, that idiot pet
That cat'll see the bay-ay-ay and get wet