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Song Parodies -> "Fat'll Be The Way"
Original Song Title:
"That'll Be The Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Buddy Holly
Parody Song Title:
"Fat'll Be The Way"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
well, fat'll be the way
that you will get by
yes, fat'll be the way
your weight is too high
you say you're not obese
you know its a lie
cause fat'll be the way
that you die
well, you say that you're just chubby
you're really stout and tubby
your gut is massive
and your...butt is, too
your thighs are rubbin', baby
your pants get worn out, maybe
or someday, well....just outgrew
well, fat'll be the way
that you will get by
yes, fat'll be the way
your weight is too high
you say you're not obese
you know its a lie
cause fat'll be the way
that you die
your weight is off the chart
you know it strains your heart
so why not play it smart
you're...overdue
you need to trim it off you
slim your body
or someday, well...you'll be through
well, fat'll be the way
that you will get by
yes, fat'll be the way
your weight is too high
you say you're not obese
you know its a lie
cause fat'll be the way
that you die
that you will get by
yes, fat'll be the way
your weight is too high
you say you're not obese
you know its a lie
cause fat'll be the way
that you die
well, you say that you're just chubby
you're really stout and tubby
your gut is massive
and your...butt is, too
your thighs are rubbin', baby
your pants get worn out, maybe
or someday, well....just outgrew
well, fat'll be the way
that you will get by
yes, fat'll be the way
your weight is too high
you say you're not obese
you know its a lie
cause fat'll be the way
that you die
your weight is off the chart
you know it strains your heart
so why not play it smart
you're...overdue
you need to trim it off you
slim your body
or someday, well...you'll be through
well, fat'll be the way
that you will get by
yes, fat'll be the way
your weight is too high
you say you're not obese
you know its a lie
cause fat'll be the way
that you die
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I'll lose those few holiday pounds as a NYR. "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips" is pretty much true though. If only tofu and ricecakes were edible, and exercise didn't require work. ;-)
three phatt 5's
this is heavy...and choosing a Buddy Holly song for Christmas is very fitting...or you could have done an A-wreath a' Franklin song..fives
I think Linda Roundsfat did a cover of this OS too. Good one, ar. Merry Christmas. 555
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