Who's that guy sleepin' in my bed?
And why does the alarm feel like a hammer to the head?
God I feel like shit! and
Some guy is sleepin' in my bed, and he's snoring

Some guy is sleepin' in my bed!
And I'm the woman of his dreams
At least that's what he said
This Tom or Mac or Ted. Fred?
Dreamboat is sleepin' and there's drool on my pillow

What did I do
Last night?
It started out so sweetly,
Lost it completely!
Now it won't be long 'til
what's-his-face wakes up to greet me!

Who's that guy sleepin' in my bed?
Is he a killer or an undercover Fed?
Thank God we were safe, but
I'm never gonna clear him out 'til he wakes up:

Good mornin' You!
It's a quarter-to-two.
Thanks! So were you
.....Oh what the hell did I do?