Song Parodies -> "Everybody Drinks When They Come To My House"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Eats When They Come To My House"

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Original Performer:

"Everybody Drinks When They Come To My House"

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The Lyrics

This take on a Cab Calloway song began as an improv routine on a gig. I've expanded it for submission here. Prosit! ;D

Have a tequilia, Sheila!
Kentucky bourbon, Irvin!
More cherry brandy, Mandy?
Everybody drinks when they come to my house.
Have a martini, Jeanie!
Have a Manhattan, Patton!
More Scotch and Soda, Rhoda?
Everybody drinks when they come to my house.

I spent the whole day shopping
Down at the liquor store.
My budget's exploded - so you'd better get loaded!
Let's all have a couple rounds more!

Have some Four Roses, Moses!
More Bloody Mary, Sherri!
I'll call the taxi, Maxie!
Everybody drinks when they come to my house.
Sheila, Mandy, Patton, Rhoda, Moses!
Everybody drinks when they come to my house.

Have some more Miller, Killer!
Here's a St. Pauli, Molly!
How 'bout Iron City, Kitty?
Everybody drinks when they come to my house.
Sample the claret, Barrett!
Plase try the merlot, Thurlow!
Here's Manischevitz, Levitz!
Everybody drinks when they come to my house.

We'll keep this party going
'Til the neighbors call the cops.
While you're numbing your brains I'll ice the champagne!
Old Ribber's killed all of the schnapps!

Seven and Seven, Devin!
Why aren't you drinkin', Lincoln?
Get rid of that reefer, Keifer!
Everybody drinks when they come to my house.
Miller, claret, bourbon, Martini, Scotch!
Time for us all to go get soused!
Everybody drinks when they come to my house!

Let's go tie one on...I'm buying! ;D

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Old Man Ribber - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Spelling error in line 24...should say "Please". ;D

Mark Scotti - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm sure you can blame it on the drink for the error, OMR....LOL!! Cheers!

Andria - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Excellent job, OMR... a good old song revamped to be about booze rather than food. 5s. (Can anyone believe that someone about to turn 30 in about two weeks listens to music from the 30s and 40s?) :-)

AFW - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Fine rhyming...don't know the original, but sounds like it must be similar to "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover"

Lee - May 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Great job! Makes me wanna start drinking. =) 5's.

? - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment

This is brilliant! I like your parodies, unlike anything written by the dreary M*x P***r

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