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Song Parodies -> "Won't Start Texting"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Hey Yonah"
Original Performer:
Camp Folk Song Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Won't Start Texting"
Parody Written by:
Marsh Carroll
The Lyrics
A new song about distracted driving
400 chickens and a pig
Packed inside my half ton rig
Drive these goods from east to west
Concentrate and do my best
CHORUS:
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Distracted driving grinds my gears
Increases stress increases fears
Send your texts before you drive
Get to point b safe and alive
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
The guy beside me picked his nose
There's a woman without clothes
That hitchhiker's got an axe
Should have stayed home and sent a fax
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Employer’s responsibility
Is to watch over guys like me
FleetSafer makes sure I behave
Keeps me from an early grave
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
The boss installed Zoomsafer routines
On my cell – SMS vaccines
At first I thought it was severe
But hey it helps me safely steer
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Made it to pointB from A
Dumped my load in San Jose
Left the truck and stretched my legs
Then enjoyed bacon and eggs
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
to my destination
EYES ON THE ROAD
TO MY DESTINATION
Packed inside my half ton rig
Drive these goods from east to west
Concentrate and do my best
CHORUS:
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Distracted driving grinds my gears
Increases stress increases fears
Send your texts before you drive
Get to point b safe and alive
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
The guy beside me picked his nose
There's a woman without clothes
That hitchhiker's got an axe
Should have stayed home and sent a fax
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Employer’s responsibility
Is to watch over guys like me
FleetSafer makes sure I behave
Keeps me from an early grave
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
The boss installed Zoomsafer routines
On my cell – SMS vaccines
At first I thought it was severe
But hey it helps me safely steer
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Made it to pointB from A
Dumped my load in San Jose
Left the truck and stretched my legs
Then enjoyed bacon and eggs
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
to my destination
EYES ON THE ROAD
TO MY DESTINATION
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