Cats in heat sound worse than bagpipes - get that cat fixed and fast. They used to get into my back yard at night and start with their mating calls - I just loose my three border collies and they scat fast. They now detour around my privacy fence at night since my female border collie took a chunk out of a feline that didn't quite get over the six and a half foot fence quickly enough. She can jump nearly eight feet off the ground when she gets a run at something. All the neighboorhood cats have a healthy respect for my dogs and their turf.

I used to love watching the Felix cartoons when I was a young lad. I loved his bag of tricks. Nice short and sweet parody here. A fun read for sure.

You've caught another Felix fan here, alvin. This brought back wonderful childhood memories. Loved the parody as well :)

Lol!!!!!!!!!! Feline fun!

I laughed so hard my sides did ache
My heart went pitter-pat...

thanks guy...cats in heat...sounds like beatnik porn....thanks peregrin....i was a major felix fan as a kid...i wanted my own bag of tricks....thanks jason...glad ya enjoyed...thanks IB....sounds like you may need a EKG

555 just for parturient...will have to remember that one.

Holy Bats ! I love this write, Sir Alvin.

thanks agri....glad ya enjoyed....thanks LilCougaress.....holy indeed

Short, sweet, and hilarious! Do I dare say...purr-fect? (Ouch!) Meow-Meow-Meow! (translation: 5-5-5!)

thanks melanie...lol

Billie Jean and cats in heat - the four legged kind and the two legged kind.

thanks 2eagle....indeed