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Song Parodies -> "Eatin'"

Original Song Title:

"Ridin'"

Original Performer:

Chamillionare

Parody Song Title:

"Eatin'"

Parody Written by:

Unknown Punk

The Lyrics

Heres a Stupid Rap
(Chorus)
They see me eatin'
They faintin'
Cacklin they try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
My bellys a huge mound
Im Swayin
They hopin that they gon cath me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee

(Verse 1- Chamillionare)
Candy Man think he can catch me bein lean
Im a PIMP and im eatin watchin my tv screen
My smile as eat and cant be seen
Try to eat it on a stick, Im 'bout ta throw up
Next to the chocolate roller is a few stciks of chocola
Eat so fast u be in a coma
Girls dont know, im fatter than krayzie bone
Just trying to eat without no diabities
So fat I scare away them ladies
Eat anything vegans hate me
Obesity is goin up to maximum
I can speak for whites eatin more than them
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Hospital, tryin to hold on
Im very fat and very slow
Twist and twist to eat this dough
Pull up behind food in my throat
Fartin loud, gotta stop this pollution
Eatin at fast food chains that keep producin
Eat at Jack in the Box when we out cruisin
Got my food in every city but houston, but my belly really is achin

(Chorus)
They see me eatin'
They faintin'
Cacklin they try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
My bellys a huge mound
Im Swayin
They hopin that they gon cath me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee

(Verse 2- KrayzieBone)
I been drinkin and eatin, eat every bit cause my brother is bogus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol explusion fallin all down in the curve man
Nigga been drinkin my henniken and he been eatin in the wind
Gainin a hundred while i eat my toffee
And pullin another one out life really is gonna suck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta wall in the backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got meat on my cok cok as im runnin to the block and trip trip
Pop Pop hope vegans dont see me, they bit skinny
With no regards for the law we eat them like where they all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

(Chorus)
They see me eatin'
They faintin'
Cacklin they try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
My bellys a huge mound
Im Swayin
They hopin that they gon cath me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee

(Verse 3 - Chamillionaire)
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a toffee bar and i eat it slower
A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the food ya know
So the clerk behind me check my tag in the rearview he smilin
Thinks he make a good buisness but i aint buyin
Cause the clerk denyin is my fat stylin
Houston,texas they dont check my tags
Pull me over cause im a slob
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked ice cream man try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even eatin toffe bet you'll be leavin with an even madder dude
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome
Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on

(Chorus)
They see me eatin'
They faintin'
Cacklin they try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
My bellys a huge mound
Im Swayin
They hopin that they gon cath me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee

(Chorus)
They see me eatin'
They faintin'
Cacklin they try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
My bellys a huge mound
Im Swayin
They hopin that they gon cath me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee
They try to catch me eatin toffee

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Weird Al would have done this song instead of White & Nerdy.
Eatin Toffee????? - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
WTF! man WTF! This song sucks ass! 90% of it doesnt rhyme, and most lines u like changed 1 word and left the rest as it is! It was either u who left that first comment or someone u know, cause anybody who has 1/8 of brain coudnt be ammused by that whatsoever! it sucks!

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