There's a craving I feel
And I'm starting to reel
Cause it's stronger than I can resist
And although I've refrained
It is much too well trained
And it really does chafe and persist

I fight, but after awhile, know my inner child
Will fall prey to it's taunting with glee
I will hunger so strong that I will go wrong
Releasing the beast in me

When Irish pies are piling
All that poundage on your thighs
Remember, if you sit up straight
It can thin out your waistline
When Irish tarts are heavy
Well then you can eat all day
It's time to set aside your plate
No matter what you weigh

And the fudge double creme
Somehow much too extreme
You've not got very much of a will
So you lick the plate clean
Then check over the scene
Looking for what you've spilt

You gloat but for every time you take a bite
Well you really should count your regrets
For every bite you take can bring such delight
Fatter and fatter you get