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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Little Pee Cup"
Original Song Title:
"I'm a Little Tea Pot"
Original Performer:
Children everywhere
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Little Pee Cup"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Since this is supposed to be performed with physical actions, (Just like the subject matter), I've included them.
I'm a little pee cup, for your test
(hold imaginary glass)
Make sure you fairly did your best
(mime a gymnastic feat)
When the test is pos'tive you're all done
(point to self and mouth "Not Me!)
Just say goodbye to medals won
(file complaint with Olympic Committee)
Test is gonna see pot, which is banned
(pretend to smoke)
Even a cough drop, you'll be canned
(mime coughing)
Your big moment gone from record books
(mime erasing chalkboard)
Oh man, it's tougher than it looks
(hang head forlornly)
(hold imaginary glass)
Make sure you fairly did your best
(mime a gymnastic feat)
When the test is pos'tive you're all done
(point to self and mouth "Not Me!)
Just say goodbye to medals won
(file complaint with Olympic Committee)
Test is gonna see pot, which is banned
(pretend to smoke)
Even a cough drop, you'll be canned
(mime coughing)
Your big moment gone from record books
(mime erasing chalkboard)
Oh man, it's tougher than it looks
(hang head forlornly)
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A whole lot of fun, Rick! 555
Simply brilliant, Rick...
LOL! 5's
This parody wins THE YELLOW MEDAL !
I have nothing clever to say, so I'll just throw down an LOL and some 5's...
555 mmol/L of strangely funny and probably illegal substances.
Nice work
Commenting again...I grin everytime I see the title. :)
Very droll. For some reason it got that peptol bismol commercial going thru my head - the one where they mime all the stomach ailments ending with !Diarrhea! ;-D
Rick, If you could see me you'd know I'm miming "thumbs up", but it's probably a good thing you can't because I'm not wearing any clothes, either. 5's...
Nice detail... I got a great visual of how to pee in a cup. 5 ounces of the yellow fluid for your trouble, sir.
I'd have thought the action for the first line would have been to mime "What, from here?" ;-) Extremely witty parody, Rick
Its yellow its hot and its gross
Back in the days they had a urinal under your bed when Nature calls you just used it
Someone call 9-11 please the Teapot just fell down the Staircase and broke its spout
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