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Song Parodies -> "Toilet Paper"

Original Song Title:

"Clap Your Hands"

Original Performer:

Children's Song

Parody Song Title:

"Toilet Paper"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I know this is a stupid song. It was meant to be stupid - one more for Halloween.
If you're in love and you know it, toilet pap'r,
And you're not afraid to show it, toilet pap'r.
If you want to let her know it, then go ahead and throw it,
If you're in love and you know it, toilet pap'r.

If you want to celebrate, toilet pap'r,
Then go and decorate with toilet pap'r.
It's diaphanous and airy, like a visit from a fairy,
If you want to celebrate, toilet pap'r.

If you truly love your sweetheart, toilet pap'r,
Then create a work of art with toilet pap'r.
Give it everything you got to make a lover's knot,
If you truly love your sweetheart, toilet pap'r.

If you want to show you care, toilet pap'r,
Forget the teddy bear, toilet pap'r.
If you want to show you love her, every bush and tree you'll cover,
If you want to show you care, toilet pap'r.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   1
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 4   1
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 5   4
 3
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!!!! - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is very strange, but very clever and funny.
2Eagle - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Toilet papering is a high school way of paying a compliment, or - on the other hand - getting even. It is usually done to celebrate.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
"Pap'r" is unpronounceable, and "paper" doesn't scan--which repeatedly throws the pacing off in an otherwise funny and well-paced song. 4-5-5 here...
Shiek Of The Mutilated - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I would wipe my a$$ with this parody, but that would be redundant.
Icky Ticky Tavi - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Enough gross parodies already! I am going to vote 5,2,1 on this. Wait a minute....I mean 4,2,1. There is a slight pacing problem with the word "paper", which can't be pronounced as one syllable.
Song Title Police - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is actually called "If You're Happy And You Know It."
Darzee the Tailorbird - June 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Sick sick sick sci sick Songs

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