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Song Parodies -> "Toilet Paper"
Original Song Title:
"Clap Your Hands"
Original Performer:
Children's Song
Parody Song Title:
"Toilet Paper"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
I know this is a stupid song. It was meant to be stupid - one more for Halloween.
If you're in love and you know it, toilet pap'r,
And you're not afraid to show it, toilet pap'r.
If you want to let her know it, then go ahead and throw it,
If you're in love and you know it, toilet pap'r.
If you want to celebrate, toilet pap'r,
Then go and decorate with toilet pap'r.
It's diaphanous and airy, like a visit from a fairy,
If you want to celebrate, toilet pap'r.
If you truly love your sweetheart, toilet pap'r,
Then create a work of art with toilet pap'r.
Give it everything you got to make a lover's knot,
If you truly love your sweetheart, toilet pap'r.
If you want to show you care, toilet pap'r,
Forget the teddy bear, toilet pap'r.
If you want to show you love her, every bush and tree you'll cover,
If you want to show you care, toilet pap'r.
And you're not afraid to show it, toilet pap'r.
If you want to let her know it, then go ahead and throw it,
If you're in love and you know it, toilet pap'r.
If you want to celebrate, toilet pap'r,
Then go and decorate with toilet pap'r.
It's diaphanous and airy, like a visit from a fairy,
If you want to celebrate, toilet pap'r.
If you truly love your sweetheart, toilet pap'r,
Then create a work of art with toilet pap'r.
Give it everything you got to make a lover's knot,
If you truly love your sweetheart, toilet pap'r.
If you want to show you care, toilet pap'r,
Forget the teddy bear, toilet pap'r.
If you want to show you love her, every bush and tree you'll cover,
If you want to show you care, toilet pap'r.
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This parody is very strange, but very clever and funny.
Toilet papering is a high school way of paying a compliment, or - on the other hand - getting even. It is usually done to celebrate.
"Pap'r" is unpronounceable, and "paper" doesn't scan--which repeatedly throws the pacing off in an otherwise funny and well-paced song. 4-5-5 here...
I would wipe my a$$ with this parody, but that would be redundant.
Enough gross parodies already! I am going to vote 5,2,1 on this. Wait a minute....I mean 4,2,1. There is a slight pacing problem with the word "paper", which can't be pronounced as one syllable.
TOS is actually called "If You're Happy And You Know It."
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