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Song Parodies -> "Dry At Night"
Original Song Title:
"Fly At Night"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chilliwack
Parody Song Title:
"Dry At Night"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
old man in a rock'n roll band
what is that stain there upon his pants?
leaking out, from way down inside,
medically needs to see some guys
and when he closed his eyes,
stuff comes fast
needs protection strong,
that's made to last
yeah made to last
ooh it's like a big wet stain,
yeah you can't control your drain
tied it with a rubber band
tried subliminal commands
but it can work out,
the problem ends
a cotton closer
they're called depends..
they'll keep you dry at night, if they're good and tight
and baby that and so much more
dry at night, will make you feel all right
and you won't soak the sheets no more
old man in a rock'n roll band
what is that stain there upon his pants?
leaking out, from way down inside,
medically needs to see some guys
what is that stain there upon his pants?
leaking out, from way down inside,
medically needs to see some guys
and when he closed his eyes,
stuff comes fast
needs protection strong,
that's made to last
yeah made to last
ooh it's like a big wet stain,
yeah you can't control your drain
tied it with a rubber band
tried subliminal commands
but it can work out,
the problem ends
a cotton closer
they're called depends..
they'll keep you dry at night, if they're good and tight
and baby that and so much more
dry at night, will make you feel all right
and you won't soak the sheets no more
old man in a rock'n roll band
what is that stain there upon his pants?
leaking out, from way down inside,
medically needs to see some guys
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