Gimme that sushi
Mm ooh it's the bomb, where's the pie
Mm, ooh this is the bomb, just like sushi
Mm, all of these foods are the right food for me

(Chorus x 2)
(Nacho dip) That stuff will give you a big extension chin
(Cheesesteak) Eating marshmellow peeps, now where's the chicken?
(What you eating) I'm just eating everything to make the crums cling
Crums clinging onto my extension chin

Eat in the kitchen, living room, havin a party
Just bring the chocolate, meat, hoagies, and chili
Out of the way (way) I am gonna get the first dibs
Get 12 baby back ribs, out there eating like a pig
Now I'm at the freezer pulling out some Rocky Road
I'm already full, but you all know that I need some mo'
Pulled out a spoon, while it was dripping
Now you all know that there is no meal that I'm skipping
To the movies, I'm in the mood for popcorn
There's a double chiliburger, and something foreign
I told em I wanted ten sodas, they were for me
One said "ain't you too fat to have that Pepsi?"
"Ya that's me, fatty fatty matty cratty slatty fatty
Knock on wood, I love foods dat are fatty
Yes I am wide, sure I'm a big laddy
Roast duck is fine with me, as long as there's salt
If you stole my triple scoop chocolate ice cream cake its yo fault
Talking about my love for spaghetti and Mexican hot sauce
I ain't come to (chat) cause I'm here to get fat (fat)
Now what's going on here, I just lost my Coca Cola cap

(Chorus)

Now where did you put my seven up?
I was just about to put in an xtra large cup
I took a chicken finger from that little child, man!
You know what's on my mind, ravioli in a can!
Good golly jolly, where is some of that pepper?
The girl said vanilla is good, but chocolate is better
Now I'm still craving, for some choco pleasing
I was in the food contest, "Hey that guys cheating!"
When will my tummy wummy get any tiny
Then I thought about the size of my hiney
Walked out the Wendy's, and I was sitting there crying
Shouting at the manager that my chicken still weren't frying

(Chorus)

Pack up, GOOD BYE! I'm off on a vacation
Sometimes when I step, I shock da whole nation
Far from home, I still crave for a tasty ration
"I want my baby back ribs" read that quotation
US Nation, some think I am kind of a Jason
They make up stories bout me, whadday casin'
Big bites and nibbles, I eat all like I'm cravin
I swing my tummy, "WHOA" it's an investigation
Detectives asking if I at a guy, that's exaggeration
I don't answer them at all, without information
Sippin' some Dr. Pepper, still round, not shapin
For vacation later, sation fation cation mation dation
Let's deck the halls with candy and folly jolly
I gonna eat all in sight, as jolly and Bobby Holly
My brain wants to eat, whoops jee golly
This whole problem is cuz of the extension chin

(Chorus)

Yeah, let the party begin, food
Ding dong chocolate, ooh the white filling
My pals Chicken, Chili, and Coleslaw
Manners are ruda than a ape or rat
My homies all call me big and fat
Look at my extension chin
Bring a bunch of those buffalo wings
Yippee, bring some of them things
And we gonna need pepperoni
Ice cream needs a coney
We gon' eat a tasty wonder cow
Where's the salad, "forget about it"
Macadamia nuts
Nobody eats more than I do, remember Sugarcane?
John Spoof on Am I Right, spoof out
Don't forget Myan, Bob, and other friends
You can't forget the Big Cow and Sugarcane