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Song Parodies -> "Diagnosed Vagismus (the Gynecology Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Driving Home For Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chris Rea
Parody Song Title:
"Diagnosed Vagismus (the Gynecology Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
vagismus: the involuntary nervous reaction in the female whereby coitus goes from coitus interruptus to coitus forgetaboutittill christmas
diagnosed vagismus
oh that look upon their faces
I diagnosed vagismus, yeah
when it's get down on it time
and it's been so long,
and it will stay there
despite this song
so send the guys away,
you can't go that far
I've diagnosed vagismus
goes away sometimes,
so you'll get there
wrap your toes in nylons
oh get a belt wrapped all around
soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
then you'll hear that holy sound
and I'll sing for you,
but you'll be screaming,
till you get through
after your peeling,
yes, girl you'll go far,
with diagnosed vagismus
now the pain's a memory
I look at the patient next to me,
she's just the same
that's a shame
wrap your toes in nylons
oh get a belt wrapped all around
soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
then you'll hear that holy sound
and I'll sing for you,
but you'll be screaming,
till you get through
after your peeling,
yes, girl you'll go far,
with diagnosed vagismus
now the pain's a memory
oh that look upon their faces
I diagnosed vagismus, yeah
when it's get down on it time
and it's been so long,
and it will stay there
despite this song
so send the guys away,
you can't go that far
I've diagnosed vagismus
goes away sometimes,
so you'll get there
wrap your toes in nylons
oh get a belt wrapped all around
soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
then you'll hear that holy sound
and I'll sing for you,
but you'll be screaming,
till you get through
after your peeling,
yes, girl you'll go far,
with diagnosed vagismus
now the pain's a memory
I look at the patient next to me,
she's just the same
that's a shame
wrap your toes in nylons
oh get a belt wrapped all around
soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
then you'll hear that holy sound
and I'll sing for you,
but you'll be screaming,
till you get through
after your peeling,
yes, girl you'll go far,
with diagnosed vagismus
now the pain's a memory
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excellent parody, Dr higgins. especially liked the wrap your ties in nylons bit.
Hey Malcolm, congratulations on 1,100 parodies. I just noticed that you had 1,101... keep up the good work!
inconsiderate douchebag
I see I left a piece of crap there anon. sign your name or get lost
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