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Song Parodies -> "No Swear Words"
Original Song Title:
"No Sad Songs"
Original Performer:
Christina Rossetti
Parody Song Title:
"No Swear Words"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
This dreary song would turn up in every school choir for some reason.
When you see my ex husband
Say no swear words for me
Make nice not on his mistress
Tell them that I said pe-
Nuts to you both and also
I hope you are going to Hel-
Mut's high school graduation
And let us wish him well.
I will not miss his kisses
The thought of that just smarts
What does he see in that bimbo
Who is not worth a far-
Thing, nor are they worth my ire
So there's one thing to do
Convey no rage or rancor
But simply say, "pooh, pooh".
Say no swear words for me
Make nice not on his mistress
Tell them that I said pe-
Nuts to you both and also
I hope you are going to Hel-
Mut's high school graduation
And let us wish him well.
I will not miss his kisses
The thought of that just smarts
What does he see in that bimbo
Who is not worth a far-
Thing, nor are they worth my ire
So there's one thing to do
Convey no rage or rancor
But simply say, "pooh, pooh".
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Reminds me of a fake-dirty song done by a group that played frat parties, etc., way back when. Won't quote it, as it's a little "edgier" than yours, even though fake.
Very clever mislead, as done at these two, both of which I expect that you chose not to read because of the lewd-looking titles, both of which used a similar gimmick you did, and were actually rather innocuous:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/eddyarnoldraycharles0.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/themusicmanmeredithwilson1.shtml
Believe it or not, TT is against the use of outright obscenity (vs. double-entendre), as said here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1697.shtml
Unless, of course, one regards it as obscene to put three plugs into one comment on another's song, which it probably is. But hey, we're in agreement, at least! 555 - very clever and well done.
Very clever mislead, as done at these two, both of which I expect that you chose not to read because of the lewd-looking titles, both of which used a similar gimmick you did, and were actually rather innocuous:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/eddyarnoldraycharles0.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/themusicmanmeredithwilson1.shtml
Believe it or not, TT is against the use of outright obscenity (vs. double-entendre), as said here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1697.shtml
Unless, of course, one regards it as obscene to put three plugs into one comment on another's song, which it probably is. But hey, we're in agreement, at least! 555 - very clever and well done.
Would the person who voted 333 kindly explain *why*? .. and sign a name? Else, TT's Unabomber parody (no plugs - enough already)! of last week will have to be modified for Duobombers and Tribombers.
Better a 3 than a one. Maybe he just didn't know the OS, but gave me a vote to let me know he read it. Is the fake dirty song you are thinking of Ikey and Mikey? You can find that on the net. I always thought that was very funny and wanted to combine it with that dirge I remember from high school.
No, it starts,
A**hole, (a**hole,)
A**hole, (a**hole,)
A soldier went to war ...
To p*ss (to p*ss),
To p*ss (to p*ss),
Two pistols on his side
That's as far as I think I can, or should, go, as it then moves from bodily functions to 6ual ones, but still with teasers that turn out to be innocent.
If you really want me to post the rest of the song here, drop a line at any of mine. Taking a break for a while after doing eleven songs since last Tuesday (unless struck by a sudden bolt of inspiration) but I usually check "latest comments" every day or two, though won't be checking back here at yours. Cheers.
btw, you really should give "You Don't Blow Me" a chance. I know how you feel about 6y songs, but it's a total misdirection, and the beautiful part is that most readers admitted that they never saw it coming. (You have an advantage, having been forewarned.)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/eddyarnoldraycharles0.shtml
A**hole, (a**hole,)
A**hole, (a**hole,)
A soldier went to war ...
To p*ss (to p*ss),
To p*ss (to p*ss),
Two pistols on his side
That's as far as I think I can, or should, go, as it then moves from bodily functions to 6ual ones, but still with teasers that turn out to be innocent.
If you really want me to post the rest of the song here, drop a line at any of mine. Taking a break for a while after doing eleven songs since last Tuesday (unless struck by a sudden bolt of inspiration) but I usually check "latest comments" every day or two, though won't be checking back here at yours. Cheers.
btw, you really should give "You Don't Blow Me" a chance. I know how you feel about 6y songs, but it's a total misdirection, and the beautiful part is that most readers admitted that they never saw it coming. (You have an advantage, having been forewarned.)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/eddyarnoldraycharles0.shtml
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