-> "I'm Cursed, Oh Well"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Cursed, Oh Well"
The Lyrics
I'm cursed, oh well
The gypsy did say
"Your sign is that Cancer
So you'll have to pay"
Yes, I'll have to pay more than just money
On a full moonlit night I'll act funny
Oh well, Oh well, Oh well, Oh well
Born is a werewolf, I've gone to hell
I looked up and saw full moon
Shining in the East, grab yer harpoon
In my rebirth I grew great fangs
That's how it continued to broad daylight
Oh well, Oh well, Oh well, Oh well
Born is a werewolf, Due to a spell
And by next night with that same moon
Three farmers claimed, that their sheep were food
I've became this thing without intent
Bring terror afar is my lament
Oh well, Oh well, Oh well, Oh well
Born is a werewolf, It sure ain't swell
This moon brought night, and me a beast
Over farming towns I took my feast
And there I did stop a sheep buffet
I turned that farm place into a café
Oh well, Oh well, Oh well, Oh well
Born is a werewolf, I'll eat gazelles
Then entered this hick, bullets silvery
He loaded it quickly and then shot me
And offered me as Christmas Present
I got stuffed by a taxidermist
Oh well, Oh well, Oh well, Oh well
Dead is this werewolf, by a silver shell
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