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Song Parodies -> "12 Days Of Sickness..."
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days Of Sickness..."
Parody Written by:
Smore
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
a marijuana tree
On the second day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the third day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
5 OPIATES, 4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
By the sixth day of Christmas, i was too f*cked up to see...
a marijuana tree
On the second day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the third day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
5 OPIATES, 4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
By the sixth day of Christmas, i was too f*cked up to see...
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SOunds a bit too much like STG's 12 days of bong...
Where's the other half?
i hav 1 thing(if u can count this as 1) 2 say: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sooooooooo funny
Nice. Funny, but if it was longer, it would be better.
this was HILARIOUS, even though the idea is repulsive :P
HOLY HANDEL!!!NOT ANOTHER DRUG SONG!!!WHAT WILL SMALL CHILDREN THINK!!!!!?
WhizkidF - Calm down. Don't you see? This is a warning about how marra-jew-arna is a gateway to other drugs. It has a message.
I agree with Lebeiw; it's incomplete, so I had to vote low on the pacing.
And isn't this parody called "12 days of sickness"? If so, why aren't the lyrix "On the first day of sickness.." etc?
And isn't this parody called "12 days of sickness"? If so, why aren't the lyrix "On the first day of sickness.." etc?
ahhh haaahaaahaa
just found this site, I love your song! Great imagination! This rocks
So where's the rest of the song???????????
y do people keep asking for the other half of the song? the point is that there isnt 1, by the 6th day he was too wasted to realise what he was takin!!!
LLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMME!!!!
ok
I think there is a better effect of leaving it only 1/2 way - it gets the message accross and there is a more humourous result.
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