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Song Parodies -> "The Lower Main Land"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"The Lower Main Land"

Parody Written by:

parodywriter

The Lyrics

Lower Main Land

Roads get icy.
As im driving.
On the road.
Im almost dying.
A rediculous fight.
Im angry tonight.
Driving in the lower main land.

Disseapered is my power.
Everyone is a coward.
I wonder whats wrong.
It takes way to long.
Driving in the lower main land.

On the monday there was no school for me.
And i wished that i was in prince george.
Il say: "is there school"?
They'l say: "yes chris".
If only i can move back to that town.

What is wrong?
Wheres my power?
It's been off for an hour.
It makes me so mad.
Its horribly bad.
Driving in the lower main land.

On the monday there was no school for me.
And it made me bored as i can be.
I was on my PC bored all day.
I wish the people did not drive so gay.

The snow here.
Causes nightmares.
And it seems there's no one that cares.
They drive way to fast.
So they do not last.
Driving in the lower main land.

Driving in the lower main land.
Driving in the lower main land.
















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Overall Rating: 2.8

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Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"I wish the people did not drive so gay." killed the whole song for me, you had a good rating until that line, I have pet peeve against using "gay" or any similar word used to describe something that has nothing to do with what you are trying to express. I didn't bomb your song (though it appears someone did). . .but you also had some pacing blips. . ."Lower Main Land" does not stretch enough to fit "Winter Wonderland". . .and there were others in the song like that, but not terrible on pacing, just could use some fine tuning. . .but saying gay as a word of anger instead of as a word to mean 'happy' (the actual definition) or 'homosexual' dosen't sit well with me, I guess I just don't understand that use of the word.
Project Sisyphus - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, it looks like you live in my favorite city in the world. MIght have better luck with this on a more Vancouver-specific site. But clean up that spelling and grammar, you hoser! -Bob
Alpha Skua - December 22, 2024 - Report this comment
WHAT EVEVER BECAME,OF GLOBAL WARMING. THE SNOWFLAKES OUTSIDE ARE JUST A SWARMING, AND ALBERT GORE, JUST MAKES FEW BUCKS MORE IN HIS BANKBOOK WONDERLAND

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