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Song Parodies -> "Wreck The Songs"
Original Song Title:
"Deck The Halls"
Original Performer:
Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"Wreck The Songs"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
wreck the songs...that is our folly
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
rip the tunes, that some find jolly
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
wrongly scrawled, this gay ol' carol
ha ha ha.....ha ha ha....ha....ha....ha
leave it edgy, cruel and sterile
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
now, the time of yule's upon us
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
smite the verse and boil the chorus
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
keep those rhymes in faithful measure
ha ha ha....ha ha ha....ha....ha....ha
change the words that people treasure
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
take a lay that charms the masses
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
shock those poor ol' lads and lasses
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
slap the fool thing all together
ha ha ha....ha ha ha....ha....ha...ha
laugh or cry, i don't know whether
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
rip the tunes, that some find jolly
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
wrongly scrawled, this gay ol' carol
ha ha ha.....ha ha ha....ha....ha....ha
leave it edgy, cruel and sterile
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
now, the time of yule's upon us
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
smite the verse and boil the chorus
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
keep those rhymes in faithful measure
ha ha ha....ha ha ha....ha....ha....ha
change the words that people treasure
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
take a lay that charms the masses
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
shock those poor ol' lads and lasses
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
slap the fool thing all together
ha ha ha....ha ha ha....ha....ha...ha
laugh or cry, i don't know whether
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
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Top shelf idea..as chock full of humor as toys and candy in a Christmas stocking....the "Ha ha" lines are great..
lol...especially liked "smite the verse and boil the chorus".
555 Sir Alvin, Duke of Roads ! This is truly delightful, Sir!!!
Bull's Eye on the Season!
"Change the words that people treasure." That's a gem. It is what Am I Right is all about.
thanks AFW, rex, littleCupCakes, peter and 2eagle
Nice job on this. I love reflective parodies. alvin, I'm a little worried about John Barry. He's had no posts in the last two days. Do you think one of us should go over and check on him ?
Very refreshing Alvin. I liked all the lines the other commenters have quoted and
what a son of a song wrecker this one is. What IB said about "reflective" as well. And yes IB - Not like Sir John to be out of school this long.
"Making fun of music... one song at a time". Good suff, Alvin.
thanks IB...i hear that JB was visited 3 times lately by the ghost of screamin' jay hawkins and he's a little too freaked out to post right now...thanks guy and red ant
Mutilate some weenie music - wo, wo, wo, wo,.........
thanks LittleFartFace....lol
Its realy no fun when they change words in the songs becuase of this PC poppycock
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