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Song Parodies -> "Stabby McStabson's Goin' to Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"Stabby McStabson's Goin' to Town"
Parody Written by:
Jay Guth
The Lyrics
You better go shout, you better go hide.
You better turn around I'm tellin' you why.
Stabby McStabson's goin' to town.
He's making a list...STABBING THEM TWICE.
He don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice.
Stabby McStabson's goin' to town.
You see him at your grocery.
You see him at your bank.
You see him anywhere you go...
...better watch or you'll get SHANKED!
So...you better go shout. You better go hide.
You better turn around I'm tellin' you why...
Stabby McStabson's comin'...
You better get your ass runnin'...
...cause Stabby McStabson's goin'...
...TO TOOOOOOOOOOOWN!
You better turn around I'm tellin' you why.
Stabby McStabson's goin' to town.
He's making a list...STABBING THEM TWICE.
He don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice.
Stabby McStabson's goin' to town.
You see him at your grocery.
You see him at your bank.
You see him anywhere you go...
...better watch or you'll get SHANKED!
So...you better go shout. You better go hide.
You better turn around I'm tellin' you why...
Stabby McStabson's comin'...
You better get your ass runnin'...
...cause Stabby McStabson's goin'...
...TO TOOOOOOOOOOOWN!
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LOL!!!!! But I don't think my parents would want me singing this anywhere!!! 5-5-5!!!
well if he were Mr McStetson . . . the shanking might not be so lanking . . .
I especially loved that coda. Hilarious. Twisted. Hilarious.
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