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Song Parodies -> "Whiskey Swigs"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings"
Original Performer:
Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"Whiskey Swigs"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
whiskey swigs disorient pa
fairly lit, he's camped in a bar
tab a-mountin', but who's countin'
swallowin' up to yar
oh...
bars, he's plundered
bars, all night
bars, till oiled and high as kite
guess he's needy
gets so sleepy
glides right through a traffic light
sirens sing, he's drunk oh so plain
coppers bring him downtown again
his endeavor
not so clever
wakes in a cell with pain
oh...
cars, he's thundered
cars, in flight
cars, he rolled when he was tight
bruised and bleedin'
death, he's cheatin'
jail is where he'll spend the night
fairly lit, he's camped in a bar
tab a-mountin', but who's countin'
swallowin' up to yar
oh...
bars, he's plundered
bars, all night
bars, till oiled and high as kite
guess he's needy
gets so sleepy
glides right through a traffic light
sirens sing, he's drunk oh so plain
coppers bring him downtown again
his endeavor
not so clever
wakes in a cell with pain
oh...
cars, he's thundered
cars, in flight
cars, he rolled when he was tight
bruised and bleedin'
death, he's cheatin'
jail is where he'll spend the night
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Oh Dad, poor Dad, someone's hung you in the cooler ’cause you're reelin' so bad. :-)
I guess if this Pa comes down the chimney, he's falling...captures the true meaning of Christmas..
thanks stan...lol....thanks AFW...better down the chimney than through the wall
Good job. Whiskey is great around Christmastime.
thanks jason...yup, makes a great stocking stuffer
A big laugh! Loved the opening line - a classic.
thanks timmy
Naughty . . . but kinda nice, Sir Alvin!
This really got me into the holiday spirits - three 5'ths to you!
thanks LilHollyDazed...yeah, a bit naughty....planning an even naughtier one in a couple of days...thanks leo..cheers !
Great, Sir Alvin!! I love your stuff ((o))
I once saw a video on Youtube about a guy who chugged a fifth of Jack Daniels in front of a camera and ended up in the emergency room with alcohol poisoning. This was a great parody as usual. 5s.
Tragically funny.
thanks whollyDazed.....thanks andria...i'm woefully NOT good at drinking....thanks 2eagle
beautiful rhythm - very funny - 555
Fantastique! (pardon my French)
Very clever substitutions, Alvin.
You are the all-time master of the bizarre (and clever) twist... hey, there's an idea... "Guitar Hero" -- "Bizarre Hero". sulp eviF eviF eviF
thanks stuart, TJC, john and TT
Somehow, I could imagine the Three Good Kings quaffing whiskey in a cozy tavern. However, too bad for that plastered pa in your story. He's got friendly visits from Mr. DUI and Mr. DWI. Hilarious as always, Alvin! Have a nice Holidays and I hope you get everything you wanted for Christmas. 5's!
thanks christie...all i want for christmas is world peace and a 10 pound box of twenty dollar bills
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