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Song Parodies -> "All Men Are Pricks (Written by a . . . Man)"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Christmas Song
Parody Song Title:
"All Men Are Pricks (Written by a . . . Man)"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan P. Rice
The Lyrics
Please make sure to read the recurring list from the BOTTOM up, since i am too lazy to copy it correctly. Oh well...
On the first day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
On the second day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
On the Third day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
On the fourth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
On the fifth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
On the sixth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
On the seventh day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
On the eighth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
On the ninth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
On the 10th day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
Can you make dinner?!
On the 11th day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
Can you make dinner?!
I want a baby!
On the 12th day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
Can you make dinner?!
I want a baby!
Please get me pregnant!
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
On the second day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
On the Third day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
On the fourth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
On the fifth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
On the sixth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
On the seventh day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
On the eighth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
On the ninth day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
On the 10th day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
Can you make dinner?!
On the 11th day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
Can you make dinner?!
I want a baby!
On the 12th day of christmas, he's such a little prick:
I'm hormonal and you can't please me!
Where the fuck are you?
I want sex
Why haven't you called?
What are you doing with that whore?!
Where is my chocolate?
You fucking bastard.
Pay more attention!
Why don't you love me?!
Can you make dinner?!
I want a baby!
Please get me pregnant!
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Well, "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper was written by a man.
I could see the Sex and The City quartet singing this song Beatle-style. Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie) would be Paul, Kim Catrall (Samantha) would be John, Kristin Davis (Charlotte) would be George, and Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) would be the Ringo of the group.
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