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Song Parodies -> "I Shot Kennedy"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Christmas Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Shot Kennedy"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
It was not a single bullet, it was a single gun, a 30.06 that I fired from the Grassy Knoll. From behind the fence I took my shots through the windshield. The back of his head blew off and I wanted to hit him again just for the hell of it, but Jackie jumped in the way. I did it for you Marilyn, I love you.
I shot Kennedy
I shot Kennedy
I blew Kennedy's brains
It wasn't Oswald, it wasn't Ruby
I'm a pissed off Monroe fan
Yes he killed her, I avenged her
Got his head in my sights.
Squeezed off some rounds at his motorcade
I'm glad he's not alive
He killed Marilyn
He killed Marilyn
It was not suicide
I made sure that car in Dallas would be his last ride
The CIA and FBI, they didn't pay me a dime
I did it on my own, no KGB
It was a revenge crime
My hot lead, just shattered his head,
Through the front and out back-right
I shot Kennedy
I blew Kennedy's brains
It wasn't Oswald, it wasn't Ruby
I'm a pissed off Monroe fan
Yes he killed her, I avenged her
Got his head in my sights.
Squeezed off some rounds at his motorcade
I'm glad he's not alive
He killed Marilyn
He killed Marilyn
It was not suicide
I made sure that car in Dallas would be his last ride
The CIA and FBI, they didn't pay me a dime
I did it on my own, no KGB
It was a revenge crime
My hot lead, just shattered his head,
Through the front and out back-right
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I knew it. It must have been one of Marilyn's former husbands. Either Joltin' Joe or Arthur Miller.
No not an ex-husband, just me, her #1 fan. ALthough I did require a time machine to do it, but that's another parody for another day!
All ones for the most tasteless parody in Amright history. Even Limbaugh wouldn't play this.
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I don't care what you people think. 555. I don't get what this is about (let me guess rather JFK or RFK). Still funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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