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Song Parodies -> "Jason the Undead Killer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Christmas Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jason the Undead Killer"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
Merry Christmas to all you horror fans.......... Jason still rules.
Jason the undead killer
Had a sharpened machette
And if you ever saw him
You know you were bound to bleed
All of the other monsters
Used to laugh and call him lame
They said 'Too many sequels."
Just give up the killing game
Then one moonlit Halloween
Freddy came to say
Jason why don't we team up?
Kill some kids and make a buck
Box office results came in
And everybody does agree
Friday the 13th lives on
Contracted up to Part Twenty
Contracted up to Part Twenty
Had a sharpened machette
And if you ever saw him
You know you were bound to bleed
All of the other monsters
Used to laugh and call him lame
They said 'Too many sequels."
Just give up the killing game
Then one moonlit Halloween
Freddy came to say
Jason why don't we team up?
Kill some kids and make a buck
Box office results came in
And everybody does agree
Friday the 13th lives on
Contracted up to Part Twenty
Contracted up to Part Twenty
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I don't really watch horror films, but the mixing of red and white around the holiday's just get's me into such high spirits. Good job and good pacing
Freddy & Jason. Aliens & Predators. Michael Jackson & Lawyers. Bush & Iraq. Britny & Madonna. This is indeed the season of scary sequels.
Fives, mate.
555. Funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont go to Crystal Lake just drive on by me safe not armless,legless and headless
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