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Song Parodies -> "My Foot Disease"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Christmas Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Foot Disease"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Infection up through my knees
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Under my nails I grow cheese
Trench foot fills my day with pain, when I walk I need a cane
My Foot Disease, my foot disease,
All day long I watch them bleed

My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Could you spare some shoes please?
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
The rancid smell attracts fleas
Got athlete's foot, on a gym mat, now all the skin is hard and cracked
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Can't afford no doctor's fees

I stubbed my toe, I had to shout, no arch support, I got the gout
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease, the pus just flows like gravy

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Adagio - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
What a pity...doesn't sound like fun.
Clare Nolan - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I have a foot disease too, only mines not cheese my brother Peter tried soufle and i love my other brother David!
Alpha Skua - October 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Having foot desease is the pits isnt it

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