Many metro-sexuals
Play around like bimbo girls
Like to fein akimbo shock (hmmm..!)
Threatening the high school jocks
Jake be male? Jake be chick?
Jake goes into akimbo schtick
All around akimbo block
Parle vous akimbo talk? *

Akimbo higher now
Akimbo higher now
How high can you go?

First you spread your finger tips
Then you plant akimbo hips
Willie Nelson sings unique
Broke backs like a gender phreak
Broke back mister? Broke back miss?
Will defies all akimbo-ness
Play around akimbo stock
Hey, let's groove to akimbo rock

la la la etc (instead of instrumental break)

Suit yourself akimbo fans
Do that hip akimbo dance
There's akimbo moves to flub
You'll can find akimbo love
Abercrombie, also Fitch
Jake down low's the gender switch
Hit the floors akimbo flocks
Hey, let's do akimbo rock

Don't raise akimbo hands
Just do akimbo dance **
How long will it go?

Whistling closes song


* pardon my French

** hands on your hips, throw out your toushe, hands on your man, give him a push. (Blazing Saddles)