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Song Parodies -> "Taco Bell Flock"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
Original Performer:
Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell
Parody Song Title:
"Taco Bell Flock"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell flock,
Taco Bell flings, without Burger Kings.
Throwin' your dough in, for food on the run,
Not a single fry or a bun.
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell kissed,
Taco Bell Time you're Taco Bell primed.
Chancin' your glance in a Taco Bell stare,
Buy a frost eclair.
What a long line, must be lunch time,
The clock just ticks away.
On your lunch time, wanna munch fine,
Fast food jockies think you got all day.
Hurry up with my course, give me my eat,
Almost back on the clock.
Fix my shingle, and jingle those feet,
Hurry, Taco Bell jock.
[Instrumental Enter-food]
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell flock,
Taco Bell flings, without Burger Kings.
Throwin' your dough in, for food on the run,
Not a single fry or a bun.
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell kissed,
Taco Bell Time you're Taco Bell primed.
Chancin' your glance in a Taco Bell stare,
Buy a frost eclair.
What a long line, must be lunch time,
The clock just ticks away.
On your lunch time, wanna munch fine,
Fast food jockies think you got all day.
Hurry up with my course, give me my eat,
Almost back on the clock.
Fix my shingle, and jingle those feet,
C'mon, Taco Bell jock.
Bungle, Taco Bell jock.
Tick tock.
Taco Bell flings, without Burger Kings.
Throwin' your dough in, for food on the run,
Not a single fry or a bun.
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell kissed,
Taco Bell Time you're Taco Bell primed.
Chancin' your glance in a Taco Bell stare,
Buy a frost eclair.
What a long line, must be lunch time,
The clock just ticks away.
On your lunch time, wanna munch fine,
Fast food jockies think you got all day.
Hurry up with my course, give me my eat,
Almost back on the clock.
Fix my shingle, and jingle those feet,
Hurry, Taco Bell jock.
[Instrumental Enter-food]
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell flock,
Taco Bell flings, without Burger Kings.
Throwin' your dough in, for food on the run,
Not a single fry or a bun.
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell kissed,
Taco Bell Time you're Taco Bell primed.
Chancin' your glance in a Taco Bell stare,
Buy a frost eclair.
What a long line, must be lunch time,
The clock just ticks away.
On your lunch time, wanna munch fine,
Fast food jockies think you got all day.
Hurry up with my course, give me my eat,
Almost back on the clock.
Fix my shingle, and jingle those feet,
C'mon, Taco Bell jock.
Bungle, Taco Bell jock.
Tick tock.
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This really followed the feeling and sounds of the original. Great job putting it together, Guy. 5's
Not surprised and smiles wide. This pacing is great, even with your already high standards. G/J
Internal rhyme nailed, spiked, and pounded into submission as always.
"What a long line, must be lunch time" was my fave part; fun read.
I loved it, Guy, especially "Hurry up with my course, give me my eat"--made me think of Wild Man. Here's one for him: "Fry me chalupas with chilies and meat/ Diva's around the block/Mix in the nachos and gorditas with cheese/That's why Taco Bell rocks!" Best of the holiday seasonings to you and yours, Guy. d;:^)
wedging yur butt in a taco bell chair. hurry up time to go, i wanna eat got to go punch the clock my 2 cents. is awesome though. Good Job.
Thanks all, for your votes and comments. This was a real fun one to write. Merry Christmas everyone!
I love Taco Bell.
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