Drink your fill, drink your swill, drink a chilled Bock
Drink to gel things and drink to swell things.
Sloe gin or potion, a bottle Blue Nun,
Drinkin' single shots just for fun.

Drink your fill, drink your swill, drink 'til well blitzed,
Drinkin' still rye, you drink the well dry.
Antsy and prancy while drinkin' your share,
Of some frothy ale.

Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.

Spitty up, ring your nurse, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.

[Interlude]

Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, pickled brain shock,
Sprinkled shorts stink from tinkle port's sink.
Goin' and flowin' a gushin' your plumb,
Can't make tinkle stop, you're too drunk.

Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, drink 'til you piss,
Drink all night long, you'll tinkle 'til dawn.
Rancid your pants is, with stink underwear,
Like a potty chair.

Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.

Spitty up, groany time, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.