Way up in California, in the 'burbs of LA
A time many white golfers just knew how to play
The hospital is where his mother did give birth
and lived a golfing boy named Eldrick Woods
before he ever learned to read and write so well
He learned to play out some golf, as if he's ringing a bell

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go, go! Go, Tiger, go, go!
Go Tiger, go, go!
Go Tiger, go, go!
Go Tiger, go, go!
Elderick Woods

He used to carry his golf clubs in a golfing bag
and learn to swing just like a pro and that's a fact
The man went to the Masters in Augusta shade
and was in his 20's and got it made
When CBS saw him, the commentators say
"oh, look at how Tiger Woods could play!"

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He won the Masters when he was a man
and gave him the leaderboard with solid hands
Many people comin' from miles around
can watch his commercials when the sun goes down
Maybe someday, my name will be in lights
Sayin, "Arcade Junkie wins tonight!"

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