Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Johnny Eat Good"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny Be Goode"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chuck Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny Eat Good"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
The Ode To Dieters Everywhere
Chokes down veggies and Atkins things
For a snack he munches fruits and greens
There stood a thin hippy eating plants and wood
Ate a skinny boy named Johnny Eat Good
Who always Burger King was close to Hell
But he could swallow a salad straight from Taco Bell
Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Johnny Eat Good!!!
He used to carry his lunch in a paper sack
Go sit and eat by the hippy shack
Old tree huggers would see him with his own lemonade
Eating a radish salad freshly made
When people passed him they would say
"Oh, my that skinny healthy boy cooking a flay"
Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Johnny Eat Good!!!
His mother told him, "Eat broccoli and you'll be a man"
You'll be the leader of a diet clan
Many people from miles around
Will try that diet and shove that gross stuff down
Maybe you'll be drinking a Bud Lite
Saying, "Golly Ate Good Tonight"
Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Johnny Eat Good!!!
For a snack he munches fruits and greens
There stood a thin hippy eating plants and wood
Ate a skinny boy named Johnny Eat Good
Who always Burger King was close to Hell
But he could swallow a salad straight from Taco Bell
Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Johnny Eat Good!!!
He used to carry his lunch in a paper sack
Go sit and eat by the hippy shack
Old tree huggers would see him with his own lemonade
Eating a radish salad freshly made
When people passed him they would say
"Oh, my that skinny healthy boy cooking a flay"
Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Johnny Eat Good!!!
His mother told him, "Eat broccoli and you'll be a man"
You'll be the leader of a diet clan
Many people from miles around
Will try that diet and shove that gross stuff down
Maybe you'll be drinking a Bud Lite
Saying, "Golly Ate Good Tonight"
Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Grow! Grow! Grow! Veggies! Grow! Grow!
Johnny Eat Good!!!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 9 | 8 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Maybe a stretch on pacing here and there, but it doesn't detract from the overall....which is very good original and funny stuff.
I don't agree with your point of view since I like vegetables - not "veggies" and I avoid Booger King like the plague.
Matthias, good job - 5's.
2Eagle I have no point of view, I'm just making fun of dieters because it fits the parody.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/chuckberry13.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1366
