Song Parodies -> "Snarol"

Original Song Title:

"Carol"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Snarol"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today

slugs and snails are mean...ya gotta clear 'em out
and this product makes its point...it makes 'em jump and shout
on their backs they will be lying...its like cyanide
their little bodies crackin' open...ain't no place to hide
a little snarol knocks 'em flat...when in their mouths, its crammed
in a flash, the herd is creamed...the little creeps are damned

oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today

but you don't want your pets...'round where this stuff might lay
cause precious cats and dogs...this stuff might also slay
but if ya want a garden...that'll make ya proud
just use a bit of powder...on that crawlin' crowd
it kills those pests...just like a poison should
they munch upon your pansies ?...this'll fix 'em good

oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today

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Jeff Reuben - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Had to look up snarol. I didn't realize snails and slugs were so nasty :)

alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks jeff...yeah, you don't hear much about snarol these days...their commercials used to scare me as a kid

2Eagle - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

That would make a good TV ad. I don't use anything because there are plenty of possums, coons, lizards - you name it.

alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks 2eagle...yes, natural genocide is always the best solution

Invisible Boy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Never heard of Snarol either but it sounds nasty. I like snails...with a little butter and garlic.

alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks IB...i like snails cooked with a little salt...heh heh heh

AFW - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

I liked this Snarol carol..offbeat..

alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed

littleGardenCakes - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin ~ Mighty Duke o' Roads~ I liked this, but to save your veggies try salt in a small trench . . . they'll "fizz up" before they hit the plants ! Snails can destroy a bell pepper plant in one night! ~JJ~ also used laundry detergent ; that will hold'em back !

Peregrin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

I have spent my day looking up weird words in parodies :) Good offbeat job, alvin.

alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks littleGardenCakes...my "yard" is concrete anyway....thanks peregrin

Guy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

This lends a whole new meaning to the term "Slug Fest". Let me get another hit of this beetle juice and I'll spray some 5s your way. BTW - Have you gotten that coffee out of your nose yet? . Great tone and well written and this is buggin' funny too.

alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks guy....slug fest...lol.....my nose is dry but i think it will run all night...heh heh heh

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