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Song Parodies -> "Santa the Claus"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny B Goode"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chuck Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Santa the Claus"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
Way up, top o’ the world in the arctic zone
There lives the coolest cat that I have ever known
Got himself a castle and a workshop too
Keeps a bunch of elves for makin’ more than shoes
Don’t look behind the curtain, you won’t find no OZ
Just a big jolly elf, his name is Santa the Claus
Go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, Santa the Claus
He carries lots o’ toys inside a gunny sack
Lookin’ like a peddler as he opens his pack
Got pimped out hotrod made of brass and wood
You can hear him jingle, drivin’ through the ‘hood
Got a heard of reindeer just for pullin’ his sleigh
Makin’ all his rounds and done before Christmas Day.
Go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, Santa the Claus
His mama told him, Kringle, now that you’re a man
You just gotta’ go and make your way in this land
You got a gift, son, you make people glad
Just at the time of year when folks start feelin’ sad
Now go and spread your cheer, your losin’ light
You know, it’s Christmas Eve tonight
Go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, Santa the Claus
There lives the coolest cat that I have ever known
Got himself a castle and a workshop too
Keeps a bunch of elves for makin’ more than shoes
Don’t look behind the curtain, you won’t find no OZ
Just a big jolly elf, his name is Santa the Claus
Go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, Santa the Claus
He carries lots o’ toys inside a gunny sack
Lookin’ like a peddler as he opens his pack
Got pimped out hotrod made of brass and wood
You can hear him jingle, drivin’ through the ‘hood
Got a heard of reindeer just for pullin’ his sleigh
Makin’ all his rounds and done before Christmas Day.
Go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, Santa the Claus
His mama told him, Kringle, now that you’re a man
You just gotta’ go and make your way in this land
You got a gift, son, you make people glad
Just at the time of year when folks start feelin’ sad
Now go and spread your cheer, your losin’ light
You know, it’s Christmas Eve tonight
Go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, go Santa go go
Go Santa go go, Santa the Claus
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I think you'd enjoy "Lola B Goode" -- my take on Obama eating dog meat as a kid in Indonesia, Havoc Crier. Has one of my best subs ever at the end.
nice work and I like that you wrote about a Goode Claus! 5's
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