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Song Parodies -> "Swimming"

Original Song Title:

"Whoopty"

Original Performer:

CJ

Parody Song Title:

"Swimming"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how do you want to swim.
Loyalty over royalty, y'all niggas know the beach
Pxcoyo killed this beat, bitch

Swimming
Bitch, I'm outside, it's a big water (Swimming)
(Huh) Blue water, I swear I'm addicted to the pool
I gotta stick to this big lake like loose leaf
Bitch, I'm 'bout my big water like it's a two-piece
You can have your bitch back, she a swimmer
She just swallowed all my kids in the two-seat (Gag)
Swagged out; for Milly, we bringing them swim out
I still got some racks stuffed in the trap house
Off the 42, I'm blowing her back out (Blowing her back out)
I'm back on my bullshit, swing back with a swim table
They say I'm moving ruthless
And my shooters, they shootin'
I won't take her to the pool

I get the beach, then it's adiós
If I'm with your diving, then she's giving throat
When I see the swim, then we getting high
That's another piece, that's another Zoe
Ice in the VV's, now she's down to get swimming
I got all this water on me like the pool
Bitch, I'm posted up with Hats and the Sleezys
Smokin' the Zaza, it goes straight to the māthā
Then I'm uppin' the choppa
I'm hittin' the cha-cha, open his swim
Then he dancin' bachata

Smokin' the swimmer, it goes straight to the māthā
Then I'm uppin' the choppa
I'm hittin' the cha-cha, then I open his lata
Then he dancin' bachata

Swimming
Bitch, I'm outside it's a beach (Swimming)
(Huh) Blue water, I swear I'm addicted to blue water
I gotta stick to this paper like loose leaf
Bitch, I'm 'bout my blue water like it's a two-piece
You can have your swim back, she a groupie
She just swallowed all my friends in the two-seat (Gag)
Swagged out; for Milly, we bringing them gats out
I still got some racks stuffed in the trap house
Off the 42, I'm swimming her back out (Swimmingher back out)
I'm back on my bullshit, swing back with a full clip
They say I'm moving ruthless
And my shooters, they shootin'
I won't take her to the beach

Swagged out; for the beach, we bringing them swim out
I still got some racks stuffed in the beach house
Off the 42, I'm swimming her back out (Blowing her back out)
I'm back on my bullshit, swing back with a full clip
They say I'm moving ruthless
And my shooters, they shootin'
I won't take her to the beach
Let's swim!

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