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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Bad Day"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Classical Authors
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Bad Day"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Bik deGrey
The Lyrics
The lyrics say it all. Santa is having a bad day. The first verse reads about Santa needing to use the bathroom... the chorus reads about the blizzard.
Crashing into trees
Burning up the snow
Now I'm flying with a weeze:
"Santa's gotta go!"
Have to find a driveway
To park my creeking sleigh
'Cause Santa Claus is going in
To make a "fish fillet"
Oh
I can't see
I can't see
Where's the evergreen?
The snow's so bad its blinding me
And now I have to pee
My sleighs so old
My broken toe
Won't even
Seal the deal
My reindeer died
By some poor guy
Now hellbent
On killing 50 Cent!
Burning up the snow
Now I'm flying with a weeze:
"Santa's gotta go!"
Have to find a driveway
To park my creeking sleigh
'Cause Santa Claus is going in
To make a "fish fillet"
Oh
I can't see
I can't see
Where's the evergreen?
The snow's so bad its blinding me
And now I have to pee
My sleighs so old
My broken toe
Won't even
Seal the deal
My reindeer died
By some poor guy
Now hellbent
On killing 50 Cent!
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Poor Santa!! LOL! Great parody. 5's!
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