-> "Poison IV"
Original Song Title:
"Poison Ivy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Poison IV"
The Lyrics
You'd best keep on your toes, don't be expecting blows
To smash head and such
Because they're gonna use a lighter touch
Poison IV, poison IV
In your room they'll be creepin'
Poison IV will be keepin' you down
Vigilance can't get lazy, you'll way beyond a daze be
They plan to stick it in
The needle to veins under your skin
Poison IV, poison IV
In his agents come creepin'
Poison IVs what they carry around
Make dictator grumpy
And your skin might get lumpy
And pustulous from poison, what a bitch!
He'll then dispatch his goons to
Hunt you down, therefore soon you
Might find your best laid plan have got a hitch
It's more than just a notion to start locomotion
To quickly split from town
Before dictator brings the hammer down
Poison IV, poison IV
You had better be creepin'
Poison IV can get you, many found
Make dictator grumpy
And watch it, you'll off bumped be
It there's one thing he don't like it's a "snitch"
He'll then dispatch his goons to
Hunt you down and then doom you
And leave you lyin', dyin' in a ditch
Syringe filled with a potion to still locomotion
They'll drill that plunger down
And then you'll not much longer be around
Poison IV, poison IV
Into your veins it's seepin'
Poison IV, then the Reaper comes 'round
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