-> "I Can't Die Soon"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Complain"
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Die Soon"
The Lyrics
You can tell 'em all that I'm crazy
You can tell 'em I've stayed alive
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to live
It's okay, I've heard the same
Don't think that I will love you
Don't think that I don't try
Don't you ever think you don't need time to die
Every time you asked me why
The people can't get killed off
The rats ain't got no life
The fly don't get no smaller
Yeah, that's just the way it is
You can tell 'em all that I'm alive
You can tell 'em I've want to stay
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to keep
It's okay, I've heard the same
I've heard the same
Right there on your table
I see your friends are eating
Sitting next to a big old family
And a never-ending life
Yeah, the reasons I keep looking
Are the reasons I can't help
Don't think I don't want to
And no, I've never walked away
You can tell 'em all that I'm alive
You can tell 'em I've help to stay
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to keep
It's okay, I've heard the same
And while you're out there staying alive
And you find yourself in friends
I've always had my own to live
But you know I can't die soon
I can't die soon
I wish I could have said it all
Before you stay it alive
It's the same old man you've heard me watch
At least a million times
You can tell 'em all that I'm alive
You can tell 'em I've help to stay
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to keep
It's okay, I've heard the same
And while you're out there staying alive
And you find yourself in friends
I've always had my own to live
But you know I can't die soon
I can't die soon
I can't die soon
And no, I can't die soon
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