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Song Parodies -> "Wish You Were Pretty"
Original Song Title:
"Wish You Were Sober"
Original Performer:
Conan Gray
Parody Song Title:
"Wish You Were Pretty"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song about how to become pretty.
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
This party's shit, wish we could perfect
Go anywhere but here
Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
And please don't eat more chips
I'ma crawl out the big door now
'Cause I don't like anyone around
Kinda hope you're following me out
But this is definitely not my friend
Nineteen, but you act twenty-five now
Knees weak, but you talk pretty fly, wow
Ripped pants and a cup that you just downed
Take me where the music ain't too loud
Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Save me 'till the party is over
Kiss me in the seat of your tank
Real sweet, but I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
Trip down the road, walking you home
You kiss me at your house
Pulling me close, beg me stay over
But I'm over this super-market
I'ma crawl out the big door now
'Cause I don't like anyone around
Kinda hope you're following me out
But this is definitely not my friend
Nineteen, but you act twenty-five now
Knees weak, but you talk pretty fly, wow
Ripped pants and a cup that you just downed
Take me where the music ain't too loud
Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Save me 'till the party is over
Kiss me in the seat of your tank
Real sweet, but I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish you were pretty
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish you were pretty
Nineteen, but you act twenty-five now
Knees weak, but you talk pretty fly, wow
Ripped pants and a cup that you just downed
Take me where the music ain't too loud
Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Save me 'till the party is over
Kiss me in the seat of your tank
Real sweet, but I wish you were pretty
This party's shit, wish we could perfect
Go anywhere but here
Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
And please don't eat more chips
I'ma crawl out the big door now
'Cause I don't like anyone around
Kinda hope you're following me out
But this is definitely not my friend
Nineteen, but you act twenty-five now
Knees weak, but you talk pretty fly, wow
Ripped pants and a cup that you just downed
Take me where the music ain't too loud
Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Save me 'till the party is over
Kiss me in the seat of your tank
Real sweet, but I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
Trip down the road, walking you home
You kiss me at your house
Pulling me close, beg me stay over
But I'm over this super-market
I'ma crawl out the big door now
'Cause I don't like anyone around
Kinda hope you're following me out
But this is definitely not my friend
Nineteen, but you act twenty-five now
Knees weak, but you talk pretty fly, wow
Ripped pants and a cup that you just downed
Take me where the music ain't too loud
Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Save me 'till the party is over
Kiss me in the seat of your tank
Real sweet, but I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
(Wish you were so, wish you were so, wish you were pretty)
I wish you were pretty
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish you were pretty
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish you were pretty
Nineteen, but you act twenty-five now
Knees weak, but you talk pretty fly, wow
Ripped pants and a cup that you just downed
Take me where the music ain't too loud
Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Save me 'till the party is over
Kiss me in the seat of your tank
Real sweet, but I wish you were pretty
I feel pretty now!
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