-> "White House 9-1-1"
Original Song Title:
"White Room"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"White House 9-1-1"
The Lyrics
At the White House, with drawn curtains, plans are brewing
Terrorists and their accomplices pursuing
Condoleezza, Dick and Dubya making their case
That Saddam (if not Osama) must be erased
Some suspects now stay at Guantanamo Bay
Others at different armed forces jails by themselves
HARD ROCK INTRO: REPEAT
At the airports, federal buildings, railroad stations
Home security is tight'ning 'cross the nation
No more guns or plasticware or wire cutters
Watch for anthrax in the mail and in the gutters
Your dear Uncle Sam even checks your e-mails
Beware the websites you choose to browse by yourself
HARD ROCK INTRO: REPEAT
Dubya, beating on his war drum, made his mind up
Calling allies and the UN all to line up
Get behind his plan to topple Saddam Hussein
He said UN resolutions have been in vain
"We need to strike first--we would love you on board
If not, we're ready to take Iraq by ourselves!"
HARD ROCK INTRO: REPEAT
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